Check out the video of an artist named "Quest." The name of the song is "Dale Jockie" Hope you like it!!
I would like to thank you for taking the time to come to my page. As you all wondering I am from New Jersey and a hard worker. I am very family orientated and I love kids. But unfortunately I dont have any kids of my own. But what I do have is lots of love for all kids. Cause I believe kids are the future of today. I do not plan on having any kids at all. Only for personal reasons. But if you would like to know more about me leave a note. I am for real and do not have any time for games at all. I may seem young to some of you but I am very mature when it comes down to business. Hope to hear from you! If some of you do come to my page because I requested you. I would like to apologize for not leaving you a note. Only reason cause I am at work and I go on locals through my phone. But that does not mean you can't leave me a note and I will make sure to response to you.
One last thing I would leave you with. Something that I go by and I believe it is true."You make decisions and you dont look back!" Trust me this has a lot of meaning to it. Last but not least I am a very laid back person.
Here is a joke to brighten up your day!! The name of the joke is called "Don't Fart in Bed"
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
